And for today, a great guest post from Thoughtsy of Thoughts Appear as she shares with us something that she immediately regretted doing. After reading this story, even though it is short, I felt very real pain for everyone involved, except the dog.
I immediately regret teaching my dog to lick my face
Never teach your dog “kisses.” Ever. Just stick to the basics, like “sit” and “stay.” Maybe even “shake” just to be polite.
Our new puppy, a cute little bundle of fur named Ozzy, loves to put everything in his mouth. Including my face.
To teach him that licking is ok but biting is not, I started saying, “kisses” and offering up my chin for the slobbery sacrifice.
Now Ozzy gives kisses on command as well as whenever he’s in someone’s lap. Most importantly, he never nips anymore.
On a ride home from the vet, instead of something going in Ozzy’s mouth, something came out. Puke. In the car.
While my boyfriend cleaned up, Ozzy and I went inside for some cuddling.
With his tail attempting to wag, Ozzy trotted over and collapsed into my lap, and we cuddled.
Thoughtsy: Poor puppy. Come here, Ozzy!
Boyfriend: Is he okay?
Thoughtsy: Yeah. He just needed some hugs and kisses.
As his panting, puky breath wafted up to my nose, I gagged. And Ozzy’s slobbery tongue licked not only my chin, but the inside of
my mouth.
Thoughtsy: The puppy just made it to first base!
Boyfriend: Let’s just make sure he doesn’t get to second….
Ozzy practicing 2nd and 3rd base maneuvers on his toy.
I also regretted not buying more mouthwash the last time I was at the store.
Snotting black 
LOL…..and of course by laughing I mean barfing.
For some people it’s the same thing.
Hope you don’t get worms… LOL!
Oh,you learned one lesson the absolute hard way,ugh!
Ha! Oh, you poor thing, Thoughtsy. And blech. Blech blech blech.
I’m not sure whether to laugh or gag!
Haha, great guest post. Equally funny and disgusting. 😆
Glad you’ve now stocked up on the mouthwash, Thoughtsy. 😉
Oh dogs, the pets and the slobber of our lives.
Oh lord! What a disaster! Dogs can be downright “doggie” can’t they? Good thing they are cute!!!
Or else they would be in the doghouse….
Oh, Ozzy. You’re too smart for your own good.
French kissing canines is never a good idea. MIght want to make this a more platonic relationship, Thoughts. You don’t wanna lead him on and have him think of you as a tease.
Thank you so much for letting me guest post! Here’s an update: I now have not 1, but 2 bottles of mouthwash.
Glad to see the mistakes have been learned from. Thanks for guest posting!
Ugh, that is just gross! Break out the Listerine!
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ha ha ha ha…………this is so hilarious. Nice one. I enjoyed reading it. This is something!