My Ear Infection: Party on the Inside

bring on the ear infection rock surfing

I have an ear infection. Yeah, I said it. My ear is crawling with infection. Perhaps that’s too much disclosure for the blogosphere. Just because I read the forums on Web MD religiously doesn’t mean I want to discuss everyone’s medical charts, especially my favorite authors on the web.

But now it’s out there. I’ve got an ear infection and it sucks. This is also not a ploy to get people’s pity. I don’t want or need your pity. I’ve already had cookies baked for me against my will and yes, they were inappropriately tasty. You see, I was raised on the plains of Oklahoma, where personal illness is usually treated as a case of sissy-hood. We believe most things can be cured by ignoring the pain and/or rubbing bacon grease onto the affected area. In the case of internal pain, the grease is rubbed onto the lymph nodes so the lymphatic system can carry its healing qualities throughout the rest of the body. It’s a highly developed system.

Unfortunately, bacon grease is hard to come by here in Egypt, so I was unable to pour any into my ear at the beginning of the infection and simply tried to ignore it. The infection proceeded to get increasingly hard to ignore, and I was forced to go to the university clinic, where I was given medicines of dubious names and qualities. I’m now taking a few  pills in a variety of shapes and colors and waiting for everything to go back to normal when I can pretend like this whole “being sick” thing never happened.

I feel like there’s nothing dumber than saying you can’t do something because of an ear infection. To me, it feels equivalent to saying, “Oh, my thumb hurts so I can’t come to your bridal shower,” or “My forehead is bothering me so I won’t be able to make it to the awards banquet,” etc. It’s such a small area of your body, but when it hurts, it hurts in spades. If you have healthy ears, kiss them both right now and be thankful. You could also have someone kiss them for you.

I was laying in bed last night, unable to sleep because of the bright, throbbing pain in my ear. I thought to myself “I am in hell,” as it crackled and sparked, reminding me once again of how awesome my other ear feels. (Again, I don’t want your pity. I’m just trying to use my pathetic example of hardship as blog fodder). Then I realized that I was seeing the pain in my mind’s eye as bright colors and shapes. I think at one point there was a recurring abstractly shaped fish figure that had pink and white stripes and I would see it as I closed my eyes even though I was still awake and wondered  if I would be able to skip school for this.

Now here I am in the morning and I’m not skipping school but I am going to the white desert again. At least I can continue my tradition of being sick before camping trips.

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10 thoughts on “My Ear Infection: Party on the Inside

  1. GlambertXoxo says:

    Ugh I HATE ear infections I have one right now in my right ear and it’s killing me! I can’t sleep and every night I scream and cry cause of the pain and idk what to do!!! 😦

  2. Linda Vernon says:

    Ear infections are the worst. And it’s hard to feel like a grown up when you’ve got one! Get well soon . . I said: GET WELL SOON!

    • edrevets says:

      Gah! Well wishings! My prairie blood is boiling! But seriously, the infection is almost healed. I can now open my mouth completely without shooting pain going through it, which is quite awesome.

  3. airsquadron says:

    Please rest more , get well soon

  4. El Guapo says:

    Suck it up, wuss.
    And feel better soon.

    • edrevets says:

      I am a wuss I am I am! The mere fact I was complaining about it means I wasn’t worthy of my immigrant ancestors. They all collectively rolled over in their graves.

  5. Leo Rex says:

    You’ve been nominated for the Versitile blogger award. congrats 😀

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