Being single is awesome. There’s nothing better than the astronaut-like freedom of living life solo.
That being said, it’s nice to be with someone too. Relationships are the meaty part of life, and it can get boring out there in space without someone to inconvenience you and add layers of complication and richness to your life.
I’ve done some traveling this summer and have seen men of all different stripes and beard sizes. If you’re bold enough to think you know what you want and go out there and get it, I’ve compiled a very incomplete list of the different kinds of men and where you can find them. So when you’re ready to tie yourself down, you know where to get the man you think you’re looking for. Just remember, you probably don’t know exactly what you want. Also, this list is not comprehensive.
Flannel-shirt wearing meat-eaters with loud voices and future possessors of a beer gut: Chicago, Black Mountain (NC), some neighborhoods in Boston, your hometown
Fashion-oriented, well-groomed men with a cultivated taste in books, music and food: New York City, San Francisco (some parts) (Warning: these kinds of men spend too much money)
Men that say they love you and then leave you for someone who is the complete opposite of you: Eastern seaboard
Men who wear camouflage and wolf t-shirts without a sense of irony and carry a rifle in their truck: Asheville, NC
Long-haired hippie types who find no value in bathing, automatically think dirty things are more authentic, and know the location of every coffee shop in a 2 mile radius: Allston/Brighton, Oakland, Brooklyn
Backwards baseball cap wearing men with poorly designed tattoos who would rather blow $60 at a sporting event on hotdogs than go to a museum: everywhere
Thin armed software engineers who are “working on their facial hair” and love puns way too much to be sane: San Francisco and New York City (much smaller population)
Cross fit fanatics that work 70 hour weeks wearing blue dress shirts and khakis and party pretty hard on the weekends: Everywhere, but especially NYC
Men who not only make you laugh but will also laugh at your jokes: anywhere except the financial district of any city. Also, avoid self-righteous places like specialty bookstores and some religious institutions
Gentlemen with wild beards, a penchant for soft leather, country music and drinking whiskey outdoors: Nashville
Gentlemen with wild beards, a penchant for vegan food, bluegrass music and drinking whiskey outdoors: Asheville
The tall, broad-shouldered, kind-hearted, dimple-faced, aw shucks attituded man of your dreams: Your dreams
Human man that you will actually fall for “when you least expect it:” the last place you look
So there you have it – now go out there and get it!
Such an accurate list. But as a girl who works and lives in the financial district of a major city, well, this is disheartening to say the least
I am still looking …. no idea where to find men
According to this shockingly accurate list I’m living in the wrong spot. Better pack up and follow the dirt. Home bound to Oakland.
Enjoying your cross country adventures!