California Prairie Dress Wearin’

It’s all come to this. The progression of time has brought me to the point where the plane ticket I bought to go to San Francisco is ready to be redeemed and I will sit next to someone hopefully not smelly for a few hours to LA and then someone equally pleasant smelling on the way to San Francisco, the land where dreams come true. Specifically, my dreams. This will be the land where  my dreams come true.

I’m going there for a week to visit some friends and do some future hunting, possibly accosting people on the street, grabbing their collars and saying “GIVE ME A JOB!” And then following them as they try to run away. I’ll be wearing a dress and boots so it’ll be difficult. But I digress.

I’ve never been to the West Coast, and most of my thoughts about it are informed by Hollywood and my conservative grandparents who are worried about the moral decay of America. I imagine it’s somewhere in between heathens roaming the street looking for souls to sway and a land of infinite possibility.  Perhaps the two aren’t mutually exclusive. Oh and I forgot about Full House. Most of what I know about San Francisco in particular comes from watching Full House.

There’s gold in them hills, or so they say, and now it’s my turn to go and get me some. If I don’t come back, it’s because I found my fortune out there. If I do, it’s because my fortune is not yet ripe for the plucking and I need money from my parents.

I even got a new dress for the journey. It was 5 dollars at goodwill. The brand is “California Girls.” It’s floor length and has shoulder pads and a high collar and a fetching print. I can’t wait to blend in on the sidewalks, just a regular prairie girl minglin’ with them city folk.

The next week or so of posts will likely describe a steep descent into culture shock and loss of moral bearings, followed by unlikely growths of hope and self awareness, ending with a reconfirmation of personal identity with added perspective on the entirety of reality. I hope I can deliver.

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8 thoughts on “California Prairie Dress Wearin’

  1. I wish you the BEST here in CA. I hope everything goes well and you find a wonderful job. I packed up and moved here 10 years and I’ve never looked back. It wasn’t always easy, but totally worth it in the end. Good luck.

    • edrevets says:

      Well I like what I’ve seen so far. It will certainly be hard to look back to Oklahoma. California really is that beautiful, or at least what little I’ve seen of it.

  2. I have never been to San Fran but Alice Waters has her thumbprint on the cuisine and the culinary outlook so I imagine that you will be surrounded by good smells.

    • edrevets says:

      I have never been to a city as fragrant as San Francisco….the combination of parks and world class cuisine make it somewhere my nose likes to live.

  3. Linda Vernon says:

    Welcome to my neck of the woods! I can’t wait to read about your take on SF and the west coast. You are going to love it! And we’ll want to see pictures. Especially of you in your new dress! 🙂

    • edrevets says:

      This place is awesome. I want my neck to be in these woods forever. Pictures are forthcoming, and as soon as I figure out where to start there will be words to accompany them too.

  4. El Guapo says:

    Have a great trip!
    Been to SF a couple of times, found it to be a beautiful city. Can’t wait for your review of it….

    • edrevets says:

      My initial review: whoa.

      My secondary review: awesome…..

      No wonder this place is one of America’s favorite cities. If only it were possible to live here forever and ever….

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