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Probably. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:54:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/06/casa-fellow-struggles-with-class-surprises-no-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_0383.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Danger in Post-Revolutionary Cairo</image:title><image:caption>Danger to herself and others</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:53:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/07/so-you-want-to-take-a-nap-in-the-student-lounge/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:52:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/08/sell-me-your-shoes-give-us-a-smile/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/august-1st-through-12th-005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Downtown Cairo</image:title><image:caption>Cars, Humans, Buildings</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/09/a-date-with-language/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mg_0527.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arabic Cairo Egypt</image:title><image:caption>Dreaming is also an effective way to get to know a language better</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:51:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/10/found-one-bag-of-slop-one-hoof/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/stalking-008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cairo Revolution Tahrir</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/stalking-006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horses hooves poop</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:51:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/11/im-cute-and-furry/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:50:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/13/bats-just-hanging-around-its-a-pun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/nigel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BAT</image:title><image:caption>You can see his eye glowing. There's a body too, I think</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/nigel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bat</image:title><image:caption>You can see his eye glowing. There was a body too, I promise. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cars-and-bats-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bat</image:title><image:caption>You can see his eye glowing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:49:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/14/the-mosquito-lay-dead-in-my-cup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mosquito-in-cup-011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mosquito</image:title><image:caption>It's all too true</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:49:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/15/follow-these-rules-and-well-get-along/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ain-sukhna-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ain Sukhna</image:title><image:caption>all the ingredients for a weekend of fun</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:48:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/19/hydration-makes-all-the-difference/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ain-sookhna-004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stella Di Mare Resort Ain Sukhna</image:title><image:caption>THIS ISN'T REAL!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/20/purchasing-and-eating-a-sandwich/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:47:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/22/i-want-to-open-a-bakery-in-egypt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mg_0408.jpg</image:loc><image:title>al-kitaab Arabic</image:title><image:caption>This is almost incomprehensible. And it's just the beginning. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:46:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/22/the-hospital-come-sick-leave-sick-and-scarred/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/hospital-trip-002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hospital As-salaam</image:title><image:caption>I think the hospital is in this picture. I almost died getting there. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:46:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/24/volunteering-the-ladies-love-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/voluneering-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ain Shams</image:title><image:caption>Guess who the foreigners are. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:45:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/26/buffalo-kisses-smothering-my-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/evening-and-maghrib-368.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buffalo Kisses</image:title><image:caption>Buffalo Kiss Residue</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:44:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/26/look-right-into-my-ocular-spheres/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/hospital-trip-004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hospital trip! 004</image:title><image:caption>5 "lanes," 40 mph traffic, no respect for crosswalk, hospital on the other side</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:43:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/28/an-open-letter-to-the-youth-who-said-he-loved-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/delete-most-053a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Acadia National Park</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:43:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/29/a-word-problem-sleep-hopelessness-or-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/day-before-the-test-009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arabic test</image:title><image:caption>206.26 words...and it's all in Arabic. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:42:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/09/30/love-is-as-strong-as-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_20110822_213808.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Love</image:title><image:caption>Bad news for you guys </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:42:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/02/urgent-volunteer-for-emergency-coloring-needs/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:41:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/04/reptile-wrangle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/egypt-part-80-039.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Egypt gecko</image:title><image:caption>she lives!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:40:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/04/sue-me-foodies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/birthday-003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birthday dinner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:39:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/06/i-am-the-shwarma/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/egypt-part-80-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cairo metro</image:title><image:caption>200 people fit in here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cairo-004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cairo 004</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:39:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/08/wait-dont-go-bring-me-some-cheese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/yurotrip-308.jpg</image:loc><image:title>low country</image:title><image:caption>Sure is flat out there</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:39:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/09/brides-sisters-need-attention-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/when-i-was-young1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wedding</image:title><image:caption>Far right is getting married. She's a few years older now. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/when-i-was-young.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:38:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/10/current-obsession-egypts-future/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sarahs-graduation-pictures-095.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sarah's Graduation Pictures 095</image:title><image:caption>My cool Swedish friend, also brother. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:37:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/10/p-s-im-still-alive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/puddle-and-breakfast-024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tahrir square</image:title><image:caption>The situation in Egypt, like this puddle, stinks</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:35:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/12/we-are-a-bunch-of-nerds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/end_of_summer_semester_party4-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nerds</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:34:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/13/i-be-in-cairo-maties/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lopud-is-for-lovers-462.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Talk like a pirate</image:title><image:caption>my worthy vessel! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:33:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/14/butterfly-butterfly-butterfly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/butterfly-020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellow butterfly</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:33:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/16/snotting-colors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/paintdoodle-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>color festival</image:title><image:caption>Post-color festival. Other people didn't look so zombie like. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:32:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/17/say-yes-to-the-toothpaste/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/toothpaste-003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toothpaste 003</image:title><image:caption>"the one" was still being shipped</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:32:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/19/my-boring-life-part-27-hit-by-a-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mosquito-in-cup-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cairo traffic</image:title><image:caption>These are cars. Something like one of them hit me. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:31:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/21/what-my-doodles-say-about-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/paintdoodle-006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doodle</image:title><image:caption>Note the random bunny</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:30:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/22/autumn-its-a-meteorological-miracle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sun_clipart_12.gif</image:loc><image:title>Autumn: It's a Meteorological Miracle! </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:29:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/23/the-coffee-grinder-saga-part-1/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:29:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/25/the-coffee-grinder-saga-part-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:28:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/26/at-least-we-have-the-cappuccini/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:28:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/29/jasmine-yearns/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:27:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/29/aladdin-dreams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cairo-005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shabbab Fashion</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:27:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/10/31/jafar-schemes/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:26:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/03/jasmines-journey-to-shubra/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:26:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/04/say-no-to-the-egg-sandwich/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:23:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/14/on-the-moon-and-under-the-sea-egypts-white-desert/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:23:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/16/get-out-of-my-desert/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:22:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/18/desert-madness-smore-edition/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:21:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/20/not-this-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/egypt-pt-1-004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Egypt pt. 1 004</image:title><image:caption>McDonald's is currently (Nov. 20) a warzone</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:20:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/20/perspectives-on-life-courtesy-of-facebook/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:19:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/22/egypt-the-plot-darkens/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:18:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/23/on-your-mark-get-set-fear/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:17:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/25/a-very-ex-pat-thanksgiving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nuweiba-and-thanksgiving-049.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thanksgiving Turkey</image:title><image:caption>What have you DONE?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:16:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/27/will-it-stick-thanksgiving-addition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nuweiba-and-thanksgiving-047.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thanksgiving</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:14:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/28/an-automated-response-to-the-rainfall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/rain-003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cairo Rain</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:14:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/11/30/the-rumor-mill/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:13:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/12/03/1001/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ain-sookhna-037.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Middle Earth</image:title><image:caption>A mythical building for an imaginary world</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:12:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/12/04/dear-sister-prepare-for-defeat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sarahs-graduation-pictures-192.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bridesmaids</image:title><image:caption>Only one will win</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:12:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/12/06/woah-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/snobo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes, the snow loses its charm</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:11:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/12/08/the-seasons-latest-look/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mohammad-mahmoud1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mohammad Mahmoud</image:title><image:caption>Barbed wire is very in right now</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mohammad-mahmoud.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mohammad Mahmoud</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:10:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/12/09/must-i-do-homework-an-exercise-in-the-scientific-method/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/homework-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Homework</image:title><image:caption>We eagerly await the results of the experiment. Note: real homework is in the corner. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:09:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/12/22/home-again-police-coming-soon/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:08:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/12/23/i-plead-ignorance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img_0091.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0091</image:title><image:caption>I don't know anything</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:08:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/12/24/turns-out-i-hate-crafts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/1091.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yarn Globe Torture</image:title><image:caption>The first of thousands. Literally thousands. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:07:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/12/25/for-a-very-special-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/christmas-031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas Tree</image:title><image:caption>This is actually a man covered in pine branches. Now that's special. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:06:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/12/27/dear-santa-you-suck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/christmas-0311.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas 031</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:05:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/12/28/the-shoppers-eye-a-tale-of-desperation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/apple-of-my-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Drevets Eye</image:title><image:caption>My sight grew numb. I didn't even know that could happen. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:04:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2011/12/30/the-job-i-want/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img_0156.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nothing like a good prarie dress</image:title><image:caption>What I would wear as a professional square dancer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:04:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/01/01/new-year-time-to-fail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tree-and-new-years-004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the truth about New Years</image:title><image:caption>Notice the error in spelling "special." I can make mistakes if I want. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T23:02:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/01/02/country-music-not-that-bad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/moms-pictures-589.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mom's Pictures 589</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T22:59:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/01/03/rejected-from-the-job-search/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/job-search.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Job Search</image:title><image:caption>these boxes do not hold the key to your future. please look elsewhere. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T22:59:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/01/04/gummy-dreams-lisas-true-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gummy-bear-015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gummy Bears in a jar</image:title><image:caption>just because they're all gummy bears doesn't mean they all look the same</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T22:58:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/01/05/im-unhappy-about-this-free-service/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/facebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Facebook Profile Picture</image:title><image:caption>this is just how it turns up on my news feed. Is that weird? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T22:57:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/01/19/what-is-fax-machine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/faxy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>faxy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T22:56:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/01/20/minimizing-bridal-threat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/im-a-dancer-005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>child dancers</image:title><image:caption>will she ruin her own wedding day?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T22:54:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/01/21/its-a-new-freaking-theme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/san-frown-0351.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sausage, pancakes, english muffins, and eggs over easy</image:title><image:caption>How raw? Uneaten food raw. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T22:53:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/01/23/dear-log-life-is-beautiful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/moms-pictures-314.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mom's Pictures 314</image:title><image:caption>one lucky girl and two moochers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T22:52:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/01/25/delta-surprise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/delta-surprise-028.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bunny</image:title><image:caption>bunny bunny bunny!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/delta-surprise-045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amsterdam winter</image:title><image:caption>It took hours to absorb enough light for this photo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T22:50:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/01/29/captains-log-return-to-cairo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/come-back-jul-17th-140.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ship captain's quarters</image:title><image:caption>A fire roars in the captain's quarters</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T22:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/01/30/7-indicators-of-a-great-start-to-the-semester/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/doodle-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doodle</image:title><image:caption>No pen=no doodle. :(</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T22:49:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/02/my-ear-infection-party-on-the-inside/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T21:51:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/06/sperry-top-siders-are-a-lie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/friscop-010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sperry Top-Siders</image:title><image:caption>They also don't have very much support </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T21:06:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/07/bathroom-reading-rocks/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T21:05:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/08/youre-invited-to-a-girls-night-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/46171k3w2q9u6ut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>46171k3w2q9u6ut</image:title><image:caption>So many cupcakes to bake!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T21:04:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/09/the-sun-worth-remembering/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/frisco-025.jpg</image:loc><image:title>San Francisco Sunset</image:title><image:caption>Gah! The sun! Hissssss!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T21:03:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/10/the-stuff-dreams-are-made-of/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sf-025.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Real Unicorn</image:title><image:caption>I want a magical forest filled with unicorns</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T17:47:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/13/an-arm-lost-is-a-stump-gained/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T17:46:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/14/this-guy-is-the-problem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/41150h76umaewo8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Political problems</image:title><image:caption>Don't be fooled. He's pure evil. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T17:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/15/in-theory-i-hate-this-class/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/39406en5t7hoh7z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I hate this class</image:title><image:caption>Education only works if someone cares</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:28:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/16/meet-a-mammal-the-swedish-gray-wolf/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:27:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/17/im-using-someone-elses-toothbrush/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/toothpaste-003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Green Toothbrush</image:title><image:caption>Who is using my toothbrush now? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/toothpaste-002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toothpaste 002</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:26:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/20/old-man-in-captain-hat-talks-about-tunnels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_8431.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old Man in Captain Hat Talks About Tunnels</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:25:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/23/open-letter-to-the-brown-upright-piano-in-our-living-room-that-i-played-for-eleven-years-and-then-abruptly-abandoned-upon-graduating-from-high-school/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sarahs-graduation-pictures-074.jpg</image:loc><image:title>it's a brown upright piano</image:title><image:caption>an actual photo of a piano drowning in heartbreak</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:24:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/24/karens-unicorn-gym-nuisance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sf-0251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Real Unicorn</image:title><image:caption>this is after she was arrested and executed for manslaughter and then put on display as an artifact</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:24:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/27/secret-chocolate-chip-cookie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thechewychocolatechipcookie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thechewychocolatechipcookie</image:title><image:caption>Give me a book and the cookie. Spare me the class. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:23:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/28/five-bad-ideas-and-one-good-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/san-frown-034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>san francisco breakfast rain cafe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/29/the-mummies-of-niagara-falls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/egypt-pt-1-059.jpg</image:loc><image:title>egypt pyramids smog air quality sucks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:21:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/01/the-set-designer-of-jurassic-park-becomes-an-interior-decorator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/uapload.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tafraoute Morocco spring</image:title><image:caption>the closest I've come to Jurassic park is a place called Tafraoute, Morocco</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:19:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/02/true-life-i-have-a-little-thumb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mostly-thumbs-017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little thumb toe thumb thumb thumb </image:title><image:caption>These are both my thumbs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:19:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/05/the-cairo-expatriate-a-rare-breed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/end_of_summer_semester_party4-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tahrir CASA Egypt Cairo </image:title><image:caption>The loons are in the center</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:18:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/06/i-am-a-meat-flavored-chip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/meat-flavored-chips-003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meat Flavored Chipsy Doritos T Bone Steak</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:17:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/08/how-to-eat-mayonnaise-out-of-a-jar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mayonnaise-016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mayonnaise jam jar yoghurt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:17:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/08/7-uses-of-unicorn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sf-025.jpg</image:loc><image:title>real unicorn san francisco</image:title><image:caption>3rd time I've used this picture. Gotta stop talking about unicorns. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:16:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/09/heres-something-gross-for-everyone-to-taste/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/glutinous-black-rice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glutinous Black Rice</image:title><image:caption>Who would think this could taste bad?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/egypt-part-80-033.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chinese food Egypt</image:title><image:caption>Not Thai black glutinous rice, but something that tasted just as delicious.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:15:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/12/how-is-a-lampshade-like-a-fire-hazard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sheepz-016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>makeshift lampshade</image:title><image:caption>a word of brilliance. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:14:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/14/is-peanut-butter-good-for-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/teddie-peanut-butter-natural-extra-chunky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teddie Peanut Butter Natural Extra Chunky</image:title><image:caption>This is enough peanut butter for roughly three days. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:13:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/15/this-ones-for-all-the-bloggers-out-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/drinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hangover hungover pajamas</image:title><image:caption>So this is what a hangover is. I don't remember this picture being taken. Why am I putting this on the internet?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:12:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/16/belle-vs-beatrix-kiddo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/beatrix-kiddo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beatrix Kiddo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/beatrix-kiddo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beatrix Kiddo</image:title><image:caption>One of history's deadliest assassins. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/belle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>belle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:11:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/19/a-nerd-fights-her-destiny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/when-i-was-young-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NERD</image:title><image:caption>The bane of the science classroom. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:10:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/20/prophecies-in-the-bathroom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/loofah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loofah</image:title><image:caption>Speak and we listen, oh wise oracle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/gouna-and-oracle-014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gouna and Oracle 014</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:10:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/21/most-appropriate-or-most-inappropriate-use-of-landmarks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jamquest-003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH</image:title><image:caption>All the sweetness of sugar, with a hint of fruit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:09:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/22/how-to-be-funny-with-words/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:09:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/23/five-blogs-and-one-website-you-must-read/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/so-excite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SO EXCITE</image:title><image:caption>VERY EXCITED! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:08:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/26/youcave-an-unsocial-media-website/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/funny-cat-approaching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-cat-approaching</image:title><image:caption>Leave. Me. Alone. -YouCave</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:06:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/27/a-lunchtime-revolution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/vacay-015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vacay! 015</image:title><image:caption>You know you're in Egypt when you're surrounded by Russians in Hurghada and see this walking in front of you on the beach. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:05:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/28/miracles-of-english-cooking-part-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/scotch-egg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scotch Egg</image:title><image:caption>The ultimate picture of romanticism. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:04:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/29/how-to-make-a-scotch-egg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/scotch-egg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scotch Egg</image:title><image:caption>A quest for the best. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:03:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/31/5-everyday-items-you-can-replace-with-scotch-eggs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/scotchegg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scotchegg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:02:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/02/how-to-tell-your-partner-about-the-black-hole-you-just-created/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/black-hole.png</image:loc><image:title>Black Hole</image:title><image:caption>a photo I just took in my laboratory</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:01:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/04/things-that-fascinate-that-weird-guy-at-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/snotting-black-funny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snotting black, funny</image:title><image:caption>And he seemed so normal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:00:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/05/the-greatest-war-on-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/gouna-and-oracle-015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gouna and Oracle 015</image:title><image:caption>the loathsome slivers in all their glory</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T05:00:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/07/oh-my-god-its-breakfast-in-istanbul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/istanbul-breakfast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Istanbul Breakfast</image:title><image:caption>I almost left my camera next to the plate on the right. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/brkfst-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BRKFST 001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:59:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/16/travelling-useful-for-human-observation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/luxor-aswan-temple-nile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luxor Aswan Temple Nile</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:56:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/17/the-highlights-of-istanbul-now-with-clever-wordplay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/istanbul-tulip-festival.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Istanbul Tulip Festival</image:title><image:caption>So pretty it's disgusting. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/fortress-of-rumeli-istanbul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fortress of Rumeli Istanbul</image:title><image:caption>The Fortress of Rumeli is more like a big park. Great for kids and conquering Istanbul. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:56:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/18/an-example-of-a-cover-letter-with-ideological-overtones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bald-eagle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bald Eagle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:54:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/19/the-moles-want-your-chocolate-chips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hersheys-chocolate-chips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hershey's Chocolate Chips</image:title><image:caption>No mole snout will touch these. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:54:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/20/11-hot-new-ab-workouts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hagia-sophia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hagia Sophia</image:title><image:caption>Hagia Sophia: site of the first Byzantine ab workout</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/23/the-oatmeal-that-changed-my-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/oatmeal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oatmeal</image:title><image:caption>Why is everything better hot and mushy?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:53:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/24/god-and-me-at-the-amusement-park/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/amusement-park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amusement Park</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, we did this one too. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:52:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/25/one-high-schoolers-fight-against-brainwashing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/apathy-edmond-north-high-school.png</image:loc><image:title>Apathy Edmond North High School</image:title><image:caption>The best and brightest. Scowling. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:51:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/26/the-land-of-tiny-pink-ponies-and-tiny-pink-pony-eaters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tiny-pink-pony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tiny Pink Pony</image:title><image:caption>His name is Ralph. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:50:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/27/all-your-ideas-belong-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lightbulb.png</image:loc><image:title>lightbulb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dishwashing-soap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dishwashing soap</image:title><image:caption>Give you ideas to me. I am ruthless. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:50:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/04/30/my-blog-has-become-self-aware/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/snotting-black.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snotting Black</image:title><image:caption>The preferred avatar of Snotting Black, an obnoxious personality with even worse syntax. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:49:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/01/how-many-capri-suns-does-it-take-for-the-pain-to-go-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/capri_sun_apple_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Capri_Sun_Apple_1</image:title><image:caption>100% Fruit Juice and 100% blindness cure</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:37:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/03/alone-a-humor-writers-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/red-hot-hot-sauce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Red Hot hot sauce</image:title><image:caption>The preferred drink of the clinically insane, champions, and bloggers. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:37:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/03/sneaky-tourist-traps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pith-helmet_luxor_aswan_egypt_cairo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pith helmet_luxor_aswan_egypt_cairo</image:title><image:caption>And we were married in the morning. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:36:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/04/can-naps-be-meaningful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mg_0527.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arabic nightmare</image:title><image:caption>I'm having a nightmare about Arabic. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:36:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/07/dating-tactics-we-learned-from-animals-the-spider/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gregarious-daddy-long-legs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gregarious Daddy Long Legs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:35:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/08/why-i-plan-on-selling-out-to-the-man-asap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/im-a-dancer-010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm a Dancer! 010</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:35:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/09/finally-a-bachelorette-party-that-celebrates-pain-confusion-and-fear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bachelorette-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bachelorette Party</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:34:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/10/cats-are-attacking-my-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cat-licking-paw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat licking paw</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:31:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/11/i-hope-my-family-likes-the-piles-of-dirt-i-got-for-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pile-o-dirt-015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pile O Dirt 015</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:31:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/15/the-secret-world-of-the-early-bird-with-a-twist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/early-bird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>early-bird</image:title><image:caption>Glasses: Coming Soon! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:30:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/16/today-i-wear-underpants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/spiderpants-006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spiderpants 006</image:title><image:caption>This photo is only half staged. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:29:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/17/the-ethiopian-adventure-begins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/simien-mountain-baboon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gelada Baboon</image:title><image:caption>I'm getting this lady's tooth. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:28:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/23/im-flea-free-and-back-from-ethiopia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ethiopiwhat-454.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simien Mountains</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ethiopiwhat-010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ethiopian Birr Ethiopia Simien Mountains</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:28:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/24/step-out-of-the-van-and-into-a-postcard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ethiopiwhat-319.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simien Mountains Ethiopia</image:title><image:caption>View from our tent at Geech. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ethiopiwhat-281.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simien Mountains </image:title><image:caption>I did nothing to deserve this view. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ethiopiwhat-274.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simien Mountains</image:title><image:caption>View on the way to our beginning point at Sankaver. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:27:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/25/the-story-of-one-scout-his-rifle-and-four-american-lungs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ethiopiwhat-339.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simien Mountains Ethiopia</image:title><image:caption>Note my position...note scout's position. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ethiopiwhat-450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simien Mountains Ethiopia</image:title><image:caption>You'll be seeing this picture in the next North Face catalog</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ethiopiwhat-320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simien Mountains Ethiopia Trek</image:title><image:caption>One such mountain sprinting youngster. It gets cold up there. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ethiopiwhat-287.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simien Mountains Scout Ethiopia</image:title><image:caption>The man himself</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:26:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/28/two-chicken-dinners-and-an-all-star-airplane-sleazebag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/view-from-my-window-003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>View from my window 003</image:title><image:caption>That's my neighbor's house. Don't stare too much. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:24:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/05/30/four-cheeked-baboons-and-dinosaur-birds-the-animals-of-the-simien-mountains/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/thick-billed-raven.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thick-billed raven</image:title><image:caption>A raven, an oracle, or a god. Who can tell?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ibex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ibex</image:title><image:caption>Gander at those butt scratching horns. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gelada-baboon-and-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gelada baboon and me</image:title><image:caption>Eye contact makes everyone nervous. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gelada-baboon-butt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gelada baboon butt</image:title><image:caption>Look but not too closely at the four cheeked butt. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:24:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/01/maid-of-honors-daily-drudge-report/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chicago.png</image:loc><image:title>Chicago</image:title><image:caption>This is before it started raining on our morale. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:22:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/05/guess-who-has-2-thumbs-a-high-platelet-count-and-doesnt-get-carsick-from-reading-anymore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bachelorette-party1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bachelorette Party</image:title><image:caption>Bachelorette Party was held in surprise location. Sister was thrown under a blanket. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bachelorette-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bachelorette Party</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:21:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/05/the-cover-letter-that-gets-the-job/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hr-rep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HR rep</image:title><image:caption>I'm coming for you. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:21:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/07/7-rumors-about-snotting-black-debunked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/baloons.gif</image:loc><image:title>Baloons</image:title><image:caption>Yippee. Happy Anniversary, bloggy-dearest. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:20:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/08/we-can-make-america-better/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/merge-into-one-cairo-056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Merge into one Cairo 056</image:title><image:caption>Sunsets can make anywhere beautiful. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:16:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/11/country-girl-refuses-to-board-the-dreams-come-true-express/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/choo-choo-train.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Choo Choo Train</image:title><image:caption>All trains are a scam. Remember that, America. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:15:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/12/i-demand-more-puppies-on-television-and-everywhere-else/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/puppies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puppies</image:title><image:caption>Don't even read this blog post. Just google puppies. You'll be glad you did. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:15:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/13/were-modern-now-we-dont-have-to-sweat-anymore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sarahs-graduation-pictures-133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sarah's Graduation Pictures 133</image:title><image:caption>It's functional. Don't worry about it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:14:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/14/its-a-modern-day-miracle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/vacay-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vacay! 001</image:title><image:caption>Compy goes with me everywhere. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:12:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/15/miracles-of-midwestern-cooking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/midwestern-cooking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Midwestern cooking</image:title><image:caption>Dinner's ready! Bring your Lipitor. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:11:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/18/dear-lord-thank-you-for-casserole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/casserole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Casserole</image:title><image:caption>And the people of the Lord gave thanks. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:10:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/19/5-key-ingredients-for-the-perfect-midwestern-salad-ready-your-mayonnaise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/coolwhip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coolwhip</image:title><image:caption>Miracle Whip, though no substitute for real mayonnaise, can be used in a pinch. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:10:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/20/god-in-the-kitchen-making-casserole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gods-kitchen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>God's Kitchen</image:title><image:caption>This is from Dilbert. Please don't sue me. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T02:09:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/21/what-i-learned-from-my-painfully-bad-interview-besides-the-fact-its-a-great-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ethiopiwhat-439.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simien Mountains Cheesy Photos</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:31:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/22/im-trying-not-to-ruin-the-wedding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>glasses</image:title><image:caption>Must get to successful toast. This is the goal. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:31:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/25/did-you-hear-them-right-wing-politics-is-crazy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/paul-blair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul Blair</image:title><image:caption>The mustache says "I'm reasonable." Everything else says he isn't. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/27/all-i-want-from-my-sisters-wedding-is-a-new-prof-pic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/emily-drevets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emily Drevets</image:title><image:caption>My current photo....it's been up for a year already. Time for a change. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:29:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/06/29/a-harrowing-trip-through-my-thought-process-bring-your-galoshes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/from-my-camera-034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>From my camera 034</image:title><image:caption>This would have been the picture for the coffee post, even though it's not completely relevant. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:29:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/07/10/my-mind-the-cupcake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cupcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cupcake</image:title><image:caption>A cupcake from the wedding. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:28:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/07/12/i-want-to-have-a-wedding-but-i-dont-want-to-get-married/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wedding</image:title><image:caption>Plus you get to eat gobloads of dessert. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/07/13/an-open-letter-to-my-reba-mcentire-and-brooks-and-dunn-t-shirt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_6155.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6155</image:title><image:caption>The real heroes. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:26:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/07/17/the-career-search-living-in-the-moment-and-ramen-noodles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/san-francisco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>San Francisco</image:title><image:caption>This picture was taken in January, when it was the same temperature but sunny here. WTF. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:26:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/07/18/watching-dogs-crap-and-other-joys-of-living-in-the-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/san-frown-084.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAN FROWN! 084</image:title><image:caption>Just out of sight, a baby is de-feathering a pigeon. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:25:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/07/24/why-exercising-is-the-worst/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/exercise-sucks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exercise sucks</image:title><image:caption>Yup, that's about right. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:25:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/07/26/ye-olde-craigs-list-scam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/scam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scam</image:title><image:caption>Everything's normal.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:24:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/07/27/concert-review-the-hair-was-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/concert-hair-elvis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Concert hair Elvis</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/07/30/when-idioms-collide-you-roll-with-the-cookie-crumbs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/chocolate-chip-cookies-crumble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chocolate Chip Cookies  crumble</image:title><image:caption>These tasted about as good as they looked, which wasn't great. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:23:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/08/06/please-let-me-watch-you-eat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/olympics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olympics</image:title><image:caption>A million donuts? Two? When would they be satisfied? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:23:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/08/07/an-open-apology-to-innocent-girls-everywhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/crying-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crying girl</image:title><image:caption>No no no, it's alright. There there, I'll get you a pony. It's going to be fine. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:22:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/08/08/spit-in-my-mouth-and-ill-tell-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/scowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scowl</image:title><image:caption>Try me. Just try me. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:21:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/08/09/practicing-handshakefulness-what-i-learned-at-a-geeky-networking-event/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/handshake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Handshake</image:title><image:caption>Don't watch! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:21:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/08/10/what-my-birthday-means-for-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/moms-pictures-130-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sassy Birthday Girl</image:title><image:caption>There's that sassy birthday girl!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:20:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/08/17/sage-advice-for-young-writers-and-bloggers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/blessing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blessing</image:title><image:caption>I'm not worthy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:20:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/08/20/notes-i-took-while-watching-your-date/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/spying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spying</image:title><image:caption>I see and judge you. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:18:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/08/21/oh-those-days-of-existential-crisis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/existential-crisis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Existential Crisis</image:title><image:caption>She just drank curdled milk. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:17:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/08/22/high-end-restaurant-concepts-from-children/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/children-eating-fancy-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>children eating fancy food</image:title><image:caption>Lunchable themed restaurant? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:17:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/08/23/the-internet-doesnt-need-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/love-me-300x225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>love-me-300x225</image:title><image:caption>Please? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:17:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/08/24/i-immediately-regret-doing-this-draggin-aspen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/marathon_runner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marathon_runner</image:title><image:caption>I've certainly been there before. As in sleepy, not exerted. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:16:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/08/28/11-ways-to-be-normal-around-your-new-roommates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wierd-roommate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wierd roommate</image:title><image:caption>Wait patiently and consistently for eye contact. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:15:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/03/fake-back-stories-of-san-francisco-neighborhood-names-dogpatch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dogpatch-san-francisco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dogpatch San Francisco</image:title><image:caption>On some days you can still smell the toupee glue. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:15:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/04/what-do-you-do-when-the-coffees-gone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/southern-california-219.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coffee </image:title><image:caption>Is there anything sadder? Besides the poem, that is. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:14:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/05/im-not-a-local-but-then-again-who-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/san-francisco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>San Francisco</image:title><image:caption>So cliche. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:14:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/06/the-horrifying-true-story-of-how-my-sister-ate-my-fingernail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gouna-and-oracle-015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fingernails</image:title><image:caption>I already threw these away. I promise. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:14:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/10/fake-backstories-of-san-francisco-neighborhood-names-the-sunset/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sunset-san-francisco1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset san francisco</image:title><image:caption>When living in the city gets too exciting, head to the sunset. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sunset-san-francisco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset san francisco</image:title><image:caption>When living in the city gets too exciting, head to the Sunset. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:13:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/11/the-pros-and-cons-of-these-trader-joes-cats-cookies-i-bought-last-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/trader-joes-cat-cookies-for-people.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trader Joes Cat Cookies for People</image:title><image:caption>Destructive and beautiful. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:13:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/12/how-to-defeat-salad-anxiety/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/spinach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spinach</image:title><image:caption>There's nothing more terrifying. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:12:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/13/top-chef-michael-mina-describes-my-daily-diet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cairo-butter-556.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peanut Butter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:12:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/17/fake-backstories-of-san-francisco-neighborhood-names-the-mission/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/300px-san_francisco_de_asis-mission_dolores.jpg</image:loc><image:title>300px-San_Francisco_de_Asis--Mission_Dolores</image:title><image:caption>Mission Dolores and the site of the Great Carnitas Cook-off</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:11:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/19/the-adventures-of-dreamily/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mg_0527.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleepy</image:title><image:caption>Arabic dreams are the most frightful of all</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/24/an-oklahoman-laments-the-loss-of-fall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/september-october-09-043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>September, October 09 043</image:title><image:caption>Redwoods don't drop their leaves. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:10:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/25/earth-in-2012-was-so-ridiculous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/future.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Future</image:title><image:caption>At least there's wifi on the spaceship. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:10:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/26/and-you-wonder-whatll-happen-to-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/unicorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unicorn</image:title><image:caption>Got one! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:10:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/10/01/a-writing-attack-is-like-a-heart-attack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/doodlez-003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DOODLEZ 003</image:title><image:caption>WILD. d</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/rain-005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rain 005</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:08:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/10/02/why-bluegrass-night-is-unlike-other-nights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bluegrass-night-at-amnesia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Earl Brothers at Amnesia</image:title><image:caption>A real picture taken by a real person (nokapixel on flikr) of bluegrass night at Amnesia in the Mission</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/10/04/dear-high-school-crush/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/high-school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>high school</image:title><image:caption>Not our actual high school. No romance was here. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:07:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/10/08/oh-travel-why-are-you-so-magical/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/split-croatia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Split, Croatia</image:title><image:caption>A carnival around the bend? Only one way to find out. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:07:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/10/09/drinking-a-cup-of-ralph/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ralphs-instant-coffee-crystals-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ralph's Instant Coffee Crystals 001</image:title><image:caption>Don't be fooled. It's not as good as it looks. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:06:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/10/11/the-elastic-minutes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/toast-clock-1_6648.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast-clock-1_6648</image:title><image:caption>Get it? It's a toast clock. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:06:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/10/12/did-you-hear-the-news-its-friday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/friday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FRIDAY</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/10/16/lord-of-the-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mark-zuckerberg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Zuckerberg</image:title><image:caption>Beware of Mark. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/10/22/weather-the-forbidden-topic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/rain-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rain-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:05:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/10/23/please-love-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/im-a-dancer-009-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm a Dancer! 009 - Copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:04:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/10/30/a-desire-burns-in-my-breast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_1091.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mutant transformation</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:04:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/10/31/hi-everyone-i-changed-my-profile-picture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/248607_1382875858865_7108933_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parents kissing me on the cheek</image:title><image:caption>This is my former profile picture. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_10911.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creature transformation </image:title><image:caption>This is the new profile picture. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:03:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/11/01/dance-to-the-beat-of-a-little-girls-drum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/a-little-girl-praying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a-little-girl-praying</image:title><image:caption>Steal her drum while her eyes are closed!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:02:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/11/02/television-shows-ive-regretted-watching-with-my-parents/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/293-lady-gaga-ai-040209.jpg</image:loc><image:title>293.lady.gaga.ai.040209</image:title><image:caption>This proved too much for mother. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:01:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/11/05/the-masks-inside-dummy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/delta-surprise-045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Delta Surprise! 045</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:01:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/11/08/life-would-be-easier-if-i-didnt-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/trapezius-muscle.png</image:loc><image:title>Trapezius Muscle</image:title><image:caption>the blogging muscle is close to the trapezius muscle. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:01:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/11/09/crucial-information-for-the-midwesterners-first-time-in-san-francisco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/frisco-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Golden Gate Bridge</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T22:00:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/11/12/sacrificing-to-the-great-tree-and-other-holiday-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/christmas-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas 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notes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:41:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/03/27/a-true-story-of-pastry-paralysis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/beachside_cafe_san_francisco_sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beachside_cafe_san_francisco_sunset</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of yelp.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:39:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/04/01/true-life-bilbo-baggins-is-my-fashion-icon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/the-shire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bilbo Baggins in the Shire</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of: geeksunleashed.me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:36:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/04/03/what-scuba-diving-taught-me-about-dealing-with-stress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kelp-forest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kelp forest</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of: David ho at raptureofthedeep.org</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:34:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/06/03/on-the-two-year-anniversary-of-this-very-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/happy_blog_anniversary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Anniversary</image:title><image:caption>Happy Anniversary Blog</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:32:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/06/12/the-flossing-jar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/the_flossing_jar_snotting_black.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_flossing_jar_snotting_black</image:title><image:caption>The flossing jar is less a jar and more a cream dispenser, but who cares about formalities?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:31:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/06/17/omg-its-a-sappy-fathers-day-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/fathers_day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>father's_day</image:title><image:caption>Look at us goofballs. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/moms-pictures-734.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mom's Pictures 734</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:31:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/06/25/why-i-dont-give-restaurant-recommendations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pancakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pancakes</image:title><image:caption>Ghee-colored pancakes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/morning_cakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panck</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:30:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/07/08/an-overly-poetic-account-of-a-trip-to-coastal-georgia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/st_simons_island_georgia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>st_simons_island_georgia</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:29:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/07/16/when-my-body-comes-to-rest-beneath-the-willow-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hand</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Emily Drevetes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/willow_tree_poetry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>willow_tree_poetry</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Emily Drevets</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:29:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/07/25/why-do-we-woo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/woo_audience.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woo_audience</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:28:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/08/05/thats-just-me-staring-at-your-ear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ear</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/scowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scowl_ear</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:27:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/08/14/meet-deb-shes-my-plant-and-i-love-her/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/echevaria_elegans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>echevaria_elegans</image:title><image:caption>Then</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:26:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/08/23/be-warned-this-blog-post-is-unedited-welcome-to-my-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/stop_sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stop_sign</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:23:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/09/07/dear-bay-area-give-la-a-chance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/venice_beach_la.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Venice Beach LA</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:23:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/09/12/remember-deb-shes-no-longer-cute-but-im-trying-to-love-her/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/echevaria_elegans_grown_up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>echevaria_elegans_grown_up</image:title><image:caption>Now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:22:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/09/26/context-is-everything-this-message-sent-from-right-behind-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/catman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>catman</image:title><image:caption>picture taken in the Pope's living room. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/10/28/what-we-talk-about-when-we-talk-about-adult-acne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/animal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>animal</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Garrette</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fish</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Genista</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:21:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/11/18/dont-judge-me-but-this-blog-post-is-literally-about-feelings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/museum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>London - British Museum - rebel t2i</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Doug88888</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/honest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>honest</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Sweet One</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/duboce_park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duboce_park</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit:  cbowns</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:19:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/12/23/feels-like-san-francisco-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/nigh_san_francisco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nigh_san_francisco</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: torbakhopper, flickr</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:17:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/12/24/20-pieces-of-advice-for-my-sister-for-her-trip-to-san-francisco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sister_drevets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sister_drevets</image:title><image:caption>We're going to paint the town. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:16:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/01/14/the-best-thing-i-have-ever-written/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/open_mouth_breathing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>open_mouth_breathing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sun_burst.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sun_burst</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Subharnab, flickr</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:16:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/01/16/why-you-should-be-able-to-laugh-at-yourself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/broccoli_in_teeth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broccoli_in_teeth</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:15:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/01/22/when-the-world-ends-there-will-be-no-more-brunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/end_of_the_world_brunch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>end_of_the_world_brunch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:14:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/02/25/why-i-ate-breakfast-at-78-different-places-in-the-bay-area/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/coffee_cup_drawing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coffee_cup_drawing</image:title><image:caption>A coffee cup I drew</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:13:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/03/10/the-best-breakfast-and-brunch-in-san-francisco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sexy_breakfast_kangaroo.png</image:loc><image:title>sexy_breakfast_kangaroo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/breakfast.png</image:loc><image:title>BREAKFAST IN SF</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pancake_wants_to_die_breakfast_san-francisco.png</image:loc><image:title>pancake_wants_to_die_breakfast_san francisco</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:11:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/03/19/the-worst-and-most-awkward-breakfast-and-brunch-in-san-francisco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/really.png</image:loc><image:title>Really?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/complicated_breakfast.png</image:loc><image:title>complicated_breakfast</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T21:09:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/04/01/the-weird-offbeat-and-wonderful-breakfasts-in-san-francisco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bashful-bull-too.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bashful-bull-too</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/its_tops_san_francisco.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Credit: Afar Media</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wolfs_lunch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wolfe's Lunch</image:title><image:caption>Wolfe's Lunch </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T17:33:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/04/14/hey-my-weekend-was-great-thanks-for-asking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/scary_emily_weekend.png</image:loc><image:title>scary_emily_weekend</image:title><image:caption>Ask about my weekend. I dare you. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T00:25:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/04/22/why-the-office-is-a-teeming-cesspool-of-miracles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/brighttalk_hq.png</image:loc><image:title>BrightTALK hq</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T00:23:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/04/28/oh-coffee-to-you-be-the-glory-oh-sustainer-of-life/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-24T00:23:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/05/05/rip-fake-epitaphs-for-a-real-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/epitaph_of_an_improviser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epitaph_of_an_improviser</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T00:20:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/06/30/i-quit-my-job-to-take-my-hobbies-full-time-heres-what-happens-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Living the dream </image:title><image:caption>Future daytime improv star 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AirBnB </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-23T02:47:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/06/somewhere-right-now-a-millennial-is-freaking-out-about-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dinosaur afraid of dying alone</image:title><image:caption>millennial dinosaur is afraid of things she can't control </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-23T02:47:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/21/mine-eyes-have-seen-the-glory-of-the-cushioned-lawn-chair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cushioned lawn chairs. </image:title><image:caption>Cushioned lawn chairs. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-23T02:46:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/25/i-was-there-in-washington-d-c-in-july-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Washington D.C.</image:title><image:caption>Washington D.C. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-23T02:46:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/07/are-you-in-georgia-use-this-checklist-to-find-out-or-at-least-narrow-down-the-possibilities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Georgia</image:title><image:caption>Georgia on my mind. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T16:01:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/08/10-valuable-lessons-i-learned-today-that-ill-probably-relearn-tomorrow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coffee spilling</image:title><image:caption>the worst thing in the world </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T16:01:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/09/its-called-a-chicken-biscuit-and-its-a-piece-of-fried-chicken-on-a-biscuit-and-it-is-heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicken biscuit</image:title><image:caption>credit: chester's international</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T15:59:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/10/the-life-of-a-grown-ass-improv-ing-traveling-lady-nerd-aint-easy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nerd alert</image:title><image:caption>nerd alert </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T15:58:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/11/if-acting-doesnt-work-out-at-least-theres-always-panning-for-gold-in-dahlonega-ga/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dahlonega, GA</image:title><image:caption>Dahlonega, GA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T15:58:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/12/how-to-sleep-on-the-megabus-a-users-guide-for-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>megabus</image:title><image:caption>meganaps</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T15:57:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/13/why-does-my-mouth-taste-like-garlic-and-other-deep-questions-inspired-by-the-blue-ridge-mountains/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blue Ridge Mountains</image:title><image:caption>Blue Ridge Mountains</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T15:57:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/15/sorry-to-spoil-it-for-you-but-i-die-in-the-end/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>the world goes on</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T15:57:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/16/scooping-ice-cream-for-the-lord-a-week-at-ridgecrest-conference-center/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>retro ice cream chic</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-21T20:31:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/17/this-actually-happened-boy-playing-the-banjo-in-a-tree-for-tips/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-21T20:30:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/18/hello-styrofoam-i-think-youre-trying-to-kill-me-but-ill-still-drink-coffee-out-of-you/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-21T20:15:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/19/a-fun-post-with-lists-and-numbers-and-stuff-ice-cream-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Fair thee well, dear Nibble Nook </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-21T20:09:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/20/the-people-you-meet-and-or-avoid-on-the-greyhound/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greyhound</image:title><image:caption>greyhound</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-21T19:49:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/22/when-truth-hits-you-like-a-freaking-lightning-bolt-out-of-the-noonday-sky/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman in the hat selfie</image:title><image:caption>woman in the hat selfie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-21T19:42:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/23/a-career-of-ones-own-from-boston-to-ukraine-to-somewhere-entirely-different/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keith </image:title><image:caption>Keith</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-21T18:45:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/25/how-to-talk-to-strangers-101-wear-a-college-shirt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Berkeley shirt </image:title><image:caption>Berkeley shirt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T23:45:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/26/im-live-blogging-the-night-bus-from-d-c-to-boston/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-20T23:09:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/28/im-addicted-to-coffee-but-i-wouldnt-dream-of-changing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coffee </image:title><image:caption>coffee coffee coffee </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T23:09:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/28/everything-i-need-to-know-about-life-i-learned-from-the-overnight-megabus-trip-from-washington-d-c-to-boston/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Megabus</image:title><image:caption>Megabus</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T23:08:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/30/how-an-overachieving-work-monger-learned-the-benefit-of-a-good-nap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image45.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#nappingselfie</image:title><image:caption>staged napping photo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T23:07:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/31/wtf-was-college-like-seriously-though/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T23:07:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/01/eating-flesh-with-all-the-other-new-yorkers-in-mordor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SoHo</image:title><image:caption>SoHo fashion ghetto </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T22:20:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/02/where-to-find-the-man-you-think-youre-looking-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Looking for love</image:title><image:caption>Looking for love</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T22:19:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/03/in-the-bowels-of-the-beast-the-new-york-city-subway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>subway trash </image:title><image:caption>subway trash </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T22:19:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/03/wanted-eligible-greek-bachelor-with-large-extended-family-in-astoria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T22:17:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/04/13-signs-im-totally-becoming-a-new-yorker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>the donut we chased for </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T22:16:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/05/in-new-york-city-the-big-apple-hanging-from-a-tree-in-eden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T22:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/06/classic-odysseus-returning-home-to-the-bed-of-my-youth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T21:19:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/07/whats-a-landline-and-other-intergenerational-differences-highlighted-by-my-trip-to-wichita/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>On the way back from Wichita </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T21:18:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/08/my-biggest-accomplishment-so-far-this-summer-a-tiny-tanline/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>behold the tiny tan line </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T21:17:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/09/14-ish-things-that-happen-when-you-return-to-your-hometown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>i am! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T21:17:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/10/growing-up-is-for-people-who-have-no-imagination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Can't wait to be on conference calls one day! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T20:34:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/11/play-me-something-country-a-city-womans-morning-in-the-fields/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>NB: this is not Rt. 66. Just pretty picture. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Chester's Party Barn </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Beverly's Pancake House </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T20:30:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/12/the-chapel-at-ft-reno/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T20:29:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/13/live-free-die-hard-use-gym-equipment-properly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Live free or die hard. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T20:25:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/14/what-do-bad-coffee-buicks-and-budget-films-have-in-common-theyre-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T20:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/15/dear-god-im-becoming-one-of-those-crazy-dog-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T20:18:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/16/pancakes-are-the-stuff-of-heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T20:12:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/19/im-back-in-san-francisco-guess-i-better-find-my-jacket/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Found it! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T20:08:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/19/23-things-that-are-easy-to-forget-about-when-youre-just-living-life-in-san-francisco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>This is not normal. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T20:06:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/20/hey-you-yeah-you-i-smell-your-sandwich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T20:03:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/22/wtf-was-i-thinking-real-quotes-from-the-ravings-of-a-traveling-madwoman/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-19T19:49:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/23/but-you-gotta-have-friends-and-family/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-19T19:46:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/24/why-i-need-to-be-more-like-my-plant-deb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T19:43:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/25/50-days-by-bus-plane-train-and-automobile-what-they-took-out-of-me-and-what-i-took-out-of-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>garden outside of the church</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>wow tired.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>whew that was a trip</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T19:40:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/27/san-francisco-where-the-bison-roam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T19:38:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/09/02/its-not-a-cafe-its-tart-to-tart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T19:36:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/09/03/square-plates-are-an-abomination-on-the-face-of-a-dying-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T19:35:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/09/04/san-francisco-missed-connections-tales-of-two-munis-passing-in-the-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T19:35:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/09/06/clay-the-starbucks-guy-did-not-ruin-my-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>photo courtesy of wikipedia </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T19:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/09/07/what-its-like-to-not-get-enough-sleep-then-vs-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T19:32:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/09/08/come-meet-my-san-francisco-its-not-shiny-but-its-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T17:34:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/08/17/a-night-drive-in-late-august/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-18T20:03:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/14/me-and-my-pet-bear-named-mouse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Bear</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-15T22:57:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/05/nash-hash-the-most-popular-tweets-in-nashville-on-the-4th-of-july/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nash-hash: The Most Popular Hashtags in Nashville on 4th of July </image:title><image:caption>Nash-hash: The Most Popular Hashtags in Nashville on 4th of July </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-05T14:19:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/07/02/what-you-dont-know-about-this-chicago-suburb-will-in-no-way-surprise-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>They have housing to spare. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Badminton</image:title><image:caption>They play badminton with their kids on the front lawn. (See lower left corner. Disregard my face. It's hard to take pictures behind you with an iPad.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trees in evanston, northwestern universit</image:title><image:caption>But really, if they could choose between social services and more trees, I think they'd chose trees. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fun with fonts</image:title><image:caption>They enjoy a good font, especially this one that is popular with Northwestern University and Ye Olde English Pubs.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ethnic festival</image:title><image:caption>They still use the word ethnic. I didn't know that was allowed. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trees in illinois</image:title><image:caption>But seriously, Evanston really loves trees. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trees in Evanston IL</image:title><image:caption>Evanston loves trees. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-04T04:04:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2014/05/14/30-ways-to-measure-a-life-my-life-in-particular/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/laughing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It's laughter, though it looks like vomit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/onion_peel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>onion_peel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/scale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scale</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/pimple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pimple</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/facebook_friend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facebook_friend</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/calcium_chew_wrappers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>calcium_chew_wrappers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-13T21:17:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/delete-most-031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What did I do to deserve this?</image:title><image:caption>One of the reasons I left Cairo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_0102.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0102</image:title><image:caption>Didn't bring the prarie dress to Cairo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-15T13:53:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/12/16/some-things-and-places-a-story/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-16T22:59:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/08/30/improv-is-not-what-you-think-it-is-guest-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-30T14:25:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2013/01/04/dont-be-scared-but-this-blog-has-been-phoenixed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dolores_park_san_francisco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dolores_Park_San_Francisco</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/san-francisco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>San Francisco</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-16T17:00:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/14/in-lieu-of-post-a-funny-picture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/im-a-dancer-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm a Dancer! 001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T22:20:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/09/07/i-regret-teaching-my-dog-to-lick-my-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sam_02911.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAM_0291[1]</image:title><image:caption>Ozzy practicing 2nd and 3rd base maneuvers on his toy. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-10T15:41:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/07/02/dear-blog-ill-always-love-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sarah-and-cory.png</image:loc><image:title>Sarah and Cory</image:title><image:caption>Faces blurred to protect identity. 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I'm nameless! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-16T11:53:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/03/13/mamma-mia-pop-song-or-demonic-torture-device/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-21T20:17:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://snottingblack.com/2012/02/22/deconstructed-peanut-butter-and-jelly-sandwich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://snottingblack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cairo-butter-558.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teddie Peanut Butter</image:title><image:caption>today, we dine on pb&amp;j 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you seen a tall building in 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